A list of actual consumer warning labels.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a baby stroller:
Remove child before folding stroller.

On an electric iron:
Do not iron garment while wearing.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body. (duh)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children. (Or pets! What's for dinner?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in Outer space or underground)

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm really curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts. (no kidding)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (sounds simple enough.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (What is this, a home castration kit?)